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MyJokeMail.com - Demented Jokes and Humor
MyJokeMail offers free daily jokes for everyone. Hilarious content, demented videos, pictures, and more!
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Just let them know Mike sent you and if you have any problems just email me mike@myjokemail.com or PM me on the message board. Or you can send Jeff a message from here email Have a great weekend. Keep smiling, Mike Submit material for a future issue of MJM - Click HERE MyJokeMail Quotes of the Day "I love being a white male living freely in The United States of America.I hear Micheal Jackson feels the same way." -----John Crouch,the second best Crouch "You know what hot, unbridled sex gets yo An 8 passenger van with 6 booster seats." -----Guy Nurse "Here's to My Joke Mail, where they don't ask for proof of ID and neither do I." -----Tater_Salad "Evander Holyfield was shocked to hear that Mike Tyson was retiring from boxing. He said, 'Tyson quittin I can't believe my ear!'" -----Jay Leno "terday the Supreme Court ruled against the use of medical marijuana. The good news, at least they waited until after the weekend." -----David Letterman To give Feedback on a quote go to the MyJokeMail Message Board To submit a quote go to the Submit Page MyJokeMail Jokes of the Day DIVINE HOLIDAYS God felt like taking a well-deserved vacation but didn't know where to go so he asked Saint-Peter for some advice. "Why dont you go to Plut Its nice and far away, you can really get into star-gazing over there." God replies:"Too cold" Saint Peter then suggests:"Well, how about the moo" "The bars over there have no atmosphere!" Exasperated, Saint-Peter then just suggests: "Why don't you go back to Earth the" Horrified, God answers:" Are you craz They're still talking about that cunt I fucked!" Killer effects, awesome DVD's, instant downloads, and FREE explanational videos! Check out the web's BEST MAGIC store! You even get a lifetime 10% discount for shopping there! WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes. SPINACH The little boy doesn't want to eat his spinach. So his mom says: "Wait and see, tonight the devil will be coming for you." That night ..after everyone went to bed, it started raining. There's thunder and lightning and feels like the whole house is going to be torn apart. The mom gets worried and wants to go sit with the boy till the storm is over. But to her surprise he wasn't in his room. She finds him in the kitchen eating spinach. The boy sees his mom and says: "Such a big fucking noise over a little bit of spinach." REMEMBER : Those were only the top three rated jokes I sent this week. To read all of those jokes, go here: http://www.myjokemail.com/content/modules/xfsection/index.phcategory=1 MyJokeMail Hilarious Pictures Here are some of the funniest pictures that were sent this week: Fun Nike Hitler Soccer Turtles It's Mine OK Then Letterbox Mandingo It's So True Thirsty Pussy Masturbation Dog's Cook Too The Best Pic Ever Positions Available Double Or Nothing Spiky Cactus Love Where Bad Kids Go Mouse For The Ladies While She Was Sleeping Spongebob Squarepants Stop Eating You Ho Eat Something You Dumbass To submit your own pic, go to: http://www.myjokemail.com/content/modules/myalbum/submit.phcid=1 REMEMBER : Those were only SOME of the hilarious pictures I sent this week. To see all of them, go here: http://www.myjokemail.com/content/modules/myalbum/viewcat.phcid=1&orderby=dateD If you like MyJokeMail, then click this link! It'll take you to the top 50 humor sites on the Internet. Plus everyday you click this link , the faster MJM will rise to the top of the list. So help a brother out and make MJM number one! MyJokeMail Facts of the Day: "Porcupines float in water!" -----nico "Mountain goats are not really goats at all. They are small antelopes." -----The Fact Master "Only 4% of the lost cats that enter U.S. animal shelters are returned to their caregivers." -----Steve "There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonly applied to the leopard, but it is also used to refer to the puma and the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard." -----Rudy Urban "A cuckoo has four toes on each foot." -----unknown To give Feedback on a fact go to the MyJokeMail Message Board To submit a fact go to the Submit Page Read The MJM Archives Here -= HOT TOPICS =- Goofy Bastards Check out some of the goofiest bastards to ever walk the face of the planet! As if the pictures weren't funny enough, Jeff's commentary is enough to push your bladder over the edge. I hope you're wearing diapers. 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